Sep 82015
The War Of The Class Clown Is Never Won – A Home Defence Update (The Latest Paranoia from Our Friend ‘Al Likilla’ & Co)
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Here’s the latest dose of paranoia and, um, ‘speculative journalism'(?!) from Home Defence’s Al Likilla (Alan Devey) – just in time for the election! |
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“Obviously, if you get your hair on the outside of your head, your brain will be a little more freer.” – Bob Dylan
Hello everyone and welcome to the late summer HDUK update – your favourite satirical Paranoia and Lifestyle resource!
First up, Prime Minister ‘Diddy’ David Cameron celebrates his General Election victory by appointing a new Commons Mascot, as explained in National News. | ![]() |
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While in Terror News we infiltrate a fresh recruitment strategy from those surprisingly resourceful terrorists over at Islamic State. |
Fist-pumping bald avenger Iain Duncan Smith finds a very specific way of making twelve billion pound welfare cuts, that’s Local News. | ![]() |
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Our Classic Album this time is the sophomore record by Mark Linkous’s superb Sparklehorse. |
And the Lifestyle section concentrates on those politician who have slipped from view since May – Where Are They Now? | ![]() |
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Finally, our Special Report asks the impoverished what they really think of changes to the Inheritance Tax threshold. |
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That’s it this time. Until the autumn, this is Al Likilla advising you to fully flood-proof yourself and don’t trust that herd of cows – they’re definitely up to something.
Al.