The War Of The Class Clown Is Never Won – A Home Defence Update (The Latest Paranoia from Our Friend ‘Al Likilla’ & Co)

CPP - Home Defence Here’s the latest dose of paranoia and, um, ‘speculative journalism'(?!) from Home Defence’s Al Likilla (Alan Devey) – just in time for the election!
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“Obviously, if you get your hair on the outside of your head, your brain will be a little more freer.” – Bob Dylan

Hello everyone and welcome to the late summer HDUK update – your favourite satirical Paranoia and Lifestyle resource!

First up, Prime Minister ‘Diddy’ David Cameron celebrates his General Election victory by appointing a new Commons Mascot, as explained in National News. Carabas - Arrow Right File photo dated 06/10/12 of Mayor of London Boris Johnson (left) with Prime Minister David Cameron during the lighting of the Paralympic Cauldron in Trafalgar Square, central London. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date: Wednesday December 19, 2012. See PA story XMAS Year. Photo credit should read: Yui Mok/PA Wire
2/13/12 8:33:21 PM -- Boston, Massachusetts The Career Expo at the GUSU's Metcalf Hall February 15, 2012. Photo by Cydney Scott for Boston University Photography Carabas - Arrow Left While in Terror News we infiltrate a fresh recruitment strategy from those surprisingly resourceful terrorists over at Islamic State.
Fist-pumping bald avenger Iain Duncan Smith finds a very specific way of making twelve billion pound welfare cuts, that’s Local News. Carabas - Arrow Right CA - HD - IDS
CA - HD - Sparklehorse Carabas - Arrow Left Our Classic Album this time is the sophomore record by Mark Linkous’s superb Sparklehorse.
And the Lifestyle section concentrates on those politician who have slipped from view since May – Where Are They Now? Carabas - Arrow Right CA - HD - LibDems
CA - HD - rup_inttaxbimbo Carabas - Arrow Left Finally, our Special Report asks the impoverished what they really think of changes to the Inheritance Tax threshold.

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That’s it this time. Until the autumn, this is Al Likilla advising you to fully flood-proof yourself and don’t trust that herd of cows – they’re definitely up to something.

Al.